Just in case you’re not familiar with “Crocs”, here’s a link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crocs
Crocs are plastic clogs, and they’re basically a fucking disaster. There’s nothing that says “modern excess” more than Crocs except maybe American cheese. Injection-moulding at its finest, wearing Crocs is tantamount to walking around in a pair of office crates.
As if Crocs themselves weren’t bad enough, there are a variety of various Croc-related products. There are charms to hang in the holes of your Crocs (although now that I think about it, it makes sense that Croc-wearers would exhibit the drive to plug-every-hole). There is even “Croc butter” so that you can make them look like a piece of polished Play-Do again, in case you enjoy the classiness of factory-fresh plastic.
If you were under the impression that this stupid shit had already reached some sort of limit, just observe the following:
Sweet holy fuck. If I had the money, I’d contract Blackwater to burn this company to the ground. I normally don’t give a shit what other people choose to wear, but I’d cold-cock anybody I caught wearing these abominations. If anything screams “crime against nature,” it’s these pieces of shit.
Holy fucking hell.