…and to hear the lamentations of the women.

I know most people care about today’s NC State/UNC football game about as much as they care about Harvard/Yale (congrats Harvard, it was a hard-fought victory).  However, I needed to dedicate some bytes to the absolute slaughter that occurred in Chapel Hill today.  In fact, if you go out to Kenan stadium now, I think they’re still planting grass over the fresh graves.

Im sure their boyfriends will miss them.

I'm sure their boyfriends will miss them.

Final score: 41 – 10.  Forty-one to ten. I’m going to let the magnitude of that ass-kicking set in.

UNC fans’ usual coping mechanism for loss is to pretend that the game didn’t really matter anyway.  Usually this works to save their fragile feelings, but today’s slaughter was too sweet to ignore.  Not only does this put UNC in jeopardy of not being selected for a bowl, but it also drops their ranking (they were ranked 25 before this game, I believe).

Oh, wait, I’m forgetting something.  Today was Senior Day at UNC.

That’s right, you pieces of shit.  Wallow in your crippling defeat on your own Senior Day.  I hope you cry and agonize over the sheer embarrassment and massive disappointment.

Saw a lot of this shit going on in the stands on camera today. If only I could fill up a kiddy pool full of their tears and bathe in it.

Saw a lot of this shit going on in the stands on camera today. If only I could fill up a kiddy pool full of their tears and bathe in it.

UNC fans are graceless winners and sore losers.  I’m glad to see them get their shit wrecked in a way they can’t play off or ignore.

Big shout out to Tom O’Brien for not calling off the beating.  You should never beat a man while he’s down; but then again, I’ve never seen a man wearing a UNC football jersey.

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One Response to …and to hear the lamentations of the women.

  1. Clownshoes says:

    1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Go Crimson.

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