Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle of AIDS

Recent headlines have been dominated by the exploits of Somali pirates.  I think it’s kind of cool that piracy is making a comeback, but these so-called “pirates” are a disgrace to their craft.  If you’re going to call yourself a pirate, you need to go all the way: get yourself a parrot and an eye patch, hoist the jolly roger, and pepper your speech with endearing turns of phrase.  Such romanticism might earn you a bit of sympathy.  If you’re just some African guy with an AK-47, all you’ll earn is a sniper’s bullet in the head.  To sum up:



Not a pirate.

Not a pirate.


2 Responses to Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle of AIDS

  1. Pirates says:

    Funny? No. Not funny. Pirates? Come on. If you are going to comment on something everyone else has been commenting on, try to say something new — and funny.

  2. Dan says:

    Who has said this before, anonymous judge of all that which is funny? How about some specific references rather than vague accusations.

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