Tiger’s Wood

For the past few months, all the major “news” outlets have been abuzz with the following “scandal”: Tiger Woods, the greatest golfer of all time, the wealthiest athlete in history,  a charismatic young billionaire who also happens to be strikingly handsome, likes to fuck women who aren’t his wife.

I’ll pause for a moment to allow that stunning revelation to sink in.

Seriously, though: why is this news?  Of course Tiger Woods lays pipe; that’s the whole point of being a rich superstar athlete.  Do people really expect this Nietzschean Übermensch to jack off to softcore porn in his hotel room like the rest of us when there are beautiful women queuing up to satisfy his every sexual fantasy?  Come off it.

I could have sex with him and it wouldn't even be gay.

More importantly, why do we even know about this? How is Tiger’s sex life anyone’s business?  This is the stuff of trashy tabloids, and yet it’s the top story on CNN, MSNBC, the New York Times, and other so-called “legitimate” news outlets.  I suppose I can’t place all the blame on the media, since they only report what will bring in ratings.  We’re a nation of prudish busybodies that cares more about what a golfer does with his cock than about issues of genuine importance; how pathetic is that?

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2 Responses to Tiger’s Wood

  1. Barry Soetoro says:

    Haha great post. Very funny. Hopefully the Tiger Woods drama will finally convince people that most news outlets are lame (CNN being by far the worst). I don’t understand why prior to marriage, girls who marry professional athletes from the major sports usually don’t come to terms with the fact that their husbands will probably cheat on them. It does not seem like a big deal. These women never have to work and enjoy lives of luxury. So what if their husbands fuck random sluts while they are on the road for sporting events? The girls who marry these men need to realize that it is all part of the package. Stupid whores. That is a cool magazine cover, but NOTHING will ever top the chocolate bar picture that is on this blog site.

  2. Matthew M says:

    marriage is a sakred covenant! you stupid liberals can’t see that! your going to hell! stupid liberals! this whole blog is full of libral propaganda! how dare you!

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